Okay so we got new phones. What kind you ask? Ummm… it’s black… and slippery… and won’t flip open. It has all sorts of little pictures so when I text, not only can I smile, but I can smile with teeth, or while donning sunglasses or a halo. How have I functioned this long by simply hitting the ( and the = to make it clear that I am not displeased with the circumstances? Or I could even hit the semicolon to wink if the situation warranted. But NOW I can express a multitude of moods. I am so (=
Yesterday as my new slick black phone charged, the screen lit up for no apparent reason. I checked to see why I was being beckoned. Actually I found my glasses and THEN checked the teeny tiny print of the beckoning. Would I like to fill out a survey to express my delight at having eaten at Biscuit King in Lexington?
WHAT?!! Hot displeasure filled my soul.
How dare they track my whereabouts! Every time that little permission thingy pops up I make sure to hit “deny.” I DO NOT want to allow the techno-nerds to have access to my personal preferences. It’s none of their business where and what I eat. Now everybody in cyber-sphere knows I like the hamburgers at Biscuit King so much that I intentionally pass seventy five other joints in my own hometown and drive all the way to Lexington to get one. They probably also know that I order French fries without seasoning salt. Next thing you know, I’ll go to order and my phone will pop up with a message to remind me that I like dill pickles on my burger.
Actually that wouldn’t be too bad as I forgot to add those Saturday.
But seriously! I was hot!
Just as I was expressing my justified indignation to my beloved, the message popped up on the black screen again. “Would I like to fill out a quick survey to rate Biscuit King in Lexington?” I only knew that because I had my glasses on.
I won’t tell you what I thought. But David knew. How could he not? We’ve been married forty three years. Okay… so I explained it to him in detail again. It’s nobody’s business…
I already said that.
But it’s not.
I ranted a while longer. What if they steal our identity or hack into our lives? They already know what I buy on Amazon. I know that because every time I get online an ad for Legos pops up on the sidebar. Facebook is the same way. Natural looking wigs modeled by Raquel Welch beckon me to buy as-if I would look exactly like that with the click of a button.
David’s solution was simple.
Calmly he advised. “Just don’t put on your glasses. That way you won’t know what they know.” He received a blank stare as he offered further wisdom.
“Besides, what if they steal our identities? One look and they’ll probably DEPOSIT money. Nobody wants our life… unless they see how we really live. We have nothing, yet we have everything.”
I thought about it and decided he was right. Maybe we’ll run up to Lexington and get a burger to celebrate our (= life.
But you already knew that didn’t you? ( ;
Finally, a new blog. Love it. It is kind of scary to have ads tracking you!
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Congrats on your new phone Lynna!! You are a hoot and I love you!
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Yay J.T! Glad I could make you laugh!
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when it felt like too much, like invasion of privacy: i was on bible gateway looking up a verse, when a flashing banner ad for cancer treatment centers of america appeared, with someone’s testimonial that she chose them for treatment because they prayed for her…. talk about targeted advertising!
so i’ve turned off the ads and google tracking (adware)…. it’s none of their business! and what a blessed relief it is not to have whatever i looked at last on amazon or belk.com, like rows of bras and panties, flashing in front of my face no matter where i go on the internet that’s supported by ad tracking.
i intentionally don’t have a smart phone (gasp) but a little bird told me to be very careful which “free” apps you download because they might be tracking your every move including your physical location in real time, and can be hacked in to. especially scary thought for kids with smart phones. good that their parents can track them, but everyone else… no way.
with that wonderful thought, have a great day, y’all. (: -) and thank God for lynna’s NERDiness (NoEvidenceRecurrentDisease). what a blessing!
xoxo
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Exactly! Amen Sistuh! I like that!
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Ahh! Modern technology trying to be the boss of us! They think we lead such interesting lives that they want in on the real world. I like you am not fond of where this is going, but I feel sooner or later they will grow weary. My husband and I actually took classes to be able to navigate these devices. Hang in there girl and give them a good run! Miss you.
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Thanks for stopping by Judy! I miss you too!
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